Saturday, September 23, 2006

Midwest Conjures Storm, May be Giant Activity

Terrific storms in the Midwest and South left Muggles clinging to trees. Experts say this may have been a giant attack, under You-Know-WHo's control.

--The Quibbler, all the news that's fit to strap to a Rhinoceros and have it stampede a town iwth news

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Exploding Fluid Found in England

Four British wizards fresh out of Hogwarts were caught by the Ministry when they planned to bring four seperate potion bottles on a public broomstick; the four potions together would make the Exploding Fluid normally found in Erumpents.

--Sam Hargrove, for The Quibbler: All the News that's fit to set down with a Quick Quotes Quill