Pickled Jar Found in Oxfordshire

According to smh.com, a baby dragon was discovered preserved in a jar in 2003. The "dragon," which was found in Oxfordshire, England, was discovered with a metal tin containing paperwork in old-fashioned German of the 1890s.
They believe it may have been a hoax that a museum rejected.

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UPDATE: The dragon was a hoax planted by a friend of the discoverer to perpetuate his book.

Midwest Conjures Storm, May be Giant Activity

Terrific storms in the Midwest and South left Muggles clinging to trees. Experts say this may have been a giant attack, under You-Know-WHo's control.

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Exploding Fluid Found in England

Four British wizards fresh out of Hogwarts were caught by the Ministry when they planned to bring four seperate potion bottles on a public broomstick; the four potions together would make the Exploding Fluid normally found in Erumpents.

--Sam Hargrove, for The Quibbler: All the News that's fit to set down with a Quick Quotes Quill

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